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Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Well I must write today to let you know that I am patriotic. You see many of you didn’t know that I work in a military situation did you??? Well neither did I until I recently found that I have a couple of commandos running around the office. The killer thing about this is that they are female commandos.

Are you familiar with the commando? If not we will allow you to read the definition here. Not that I am complaining but my god if it wasn’t enough to see Brit Brit’s C-Section Scar or wonky eye Paris Hilton’s moose knuckle, now everyone is running around commando. Now don’t get me wrong, these women aren’t showing the entire goods but when your pants drop below ass line every time you bend over perhaps it is time to visit the Fredericks of Hollywood (note this is just the trashier version of Victoria Secret).

Never the less… I salute you and all of our Military personnel.


My first post here…

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

Well first thanks to Bob for the invite.

Today I will discuss this disturbing thing that I noticed a while back and then again the other day. Around my area the use of Methamphetamine is running wild. The local paper is running a news series about the MOM (Mothers on Meth). Well I guess that this is some kind of support group. A few weeks ago while I was dropping one of the kids off at preschool I notice a flier with little tear off tags that have meeting info or contact info. This in itself is all great. The thing I find odd is that they have this posted in a preschool and all of the tags are gone. Come on people… If you can be coherent enough to take your child to preschool and take a number to a support group can’t you just get off the stuff. I am sure that many will say that I don’t know what I am talking about and have no right to judge these poor addicts… Well your right I don’t know because I just said NO!

Hopefully I will get back into the swing of things and can find some good FedEx news to talk about soon.